I had just gotten out of the shower and got my jammies on and was still back in the bedroom when I hear a knock on my door. There was a college kid trying to sell me a subscription to our local newspaper. I told him no that I wasn’t interested. He kept going on and on and I kept saying no. I told him that I read my newspaper online and pointed to my computer screen where I had the local paper up online at the time.

He finally got the hint and left. I so wanted to ask him “What part of no don’t you understand? The N or the O?”